It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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