Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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