I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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