And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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