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I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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