Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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