I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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