if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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