Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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