my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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