someone get that fucking seahorse.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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