She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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