Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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