I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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