need another drink. this is the easiest way
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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