I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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