it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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