Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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