that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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