I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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