I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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