Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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