If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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