is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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