I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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