Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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