i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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