He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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