Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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