He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
