so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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