I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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