You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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