I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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