Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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