I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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