went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
