if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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