If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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