im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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