So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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