I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
