"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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