i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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