Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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