My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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