just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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