okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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