im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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