either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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