I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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