Christians are straight up FREAKS
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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